Here is Lucyfan #1:


I made these up during the Academy Awards last night!
Enjoy:
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LUCY FANATIC WHEN:

-You name your children and pets Lucy, Ricky,
 Fred or Ethel.

-You drive a 1955 Pontiac convertible.

-You dream about eating at The Brown Derby.

-Visit California just to see John Wayne's bootprints.

-You convert your upstairs into a fascimile of the
 Ricardo's apartment.

-Borrow money to start your own cable channel:
 The All Lucy Network.  

-Buy all your clothes at Gimble's basement.

-Insist on calling your best friend Ethel.
 (This is especially annoying if your best friend
  is a guy.)

-Pay your landlady to stay 20 pounds overweight,
 and to come into your apartment unannounced,
 without knocking, at any time.

-Insist your husband only yell at you in Spanish.




Any more?
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